Mini Market Dillema

"You know, from now on, I'll think twice if I want to go to mini market?"

"why?"

"I dont get it... why is there a mini market, or persons who'd buy the franchise if it's franchised?"

"didn't I say "why"? *tatak des!!*

"yeah... mini market is a store that is made for below 50.000 rupiahs transaction per customer."

"so?"

"sometimes I only make a 2000 rupiahs transaction there."

"and?"

"dont you get it?"

"get what? we're talking about mini market here, right?"

"no!!"

"no?"

"No! we're talking about parking man"

*tatak des!!*

"what's a parking man? is he someone like a super hero or something?" *des!!* "hey why was it only "des"?"

"no they are the ones who expect us to pay for parking in certain places"

"oh... how could we talk about them?"

"of course it's about them. you know, when you purchase only 2000 rupiahs goods for a bottle maybe two mineral water. you still should pay them 1000!! it is half the purchased goods. and when we make a 50000 purchase, still its.... ng... it's not that big when we make such purchase. yet still I mostly make under 10000 rupiahs purchase!! and it was only 5 minutes shopping. when we can still watch the motorcycle or cars we park outside in a very short time that even a pro thief won't even got balls to steal the parked vehicles. It's a passive income for the parking man!! and of course, if each of the customers averagely park for below 5 minutes then in one operational day, the parking man, perhaps, gets even bigger passive income than the franchisee would get!!! damn, that's deep!!!"

"haha, what a thought!!"

"what do you mean?"

"dunno, you're weird I guess."

"don't you think I'm smart too? "

"yeah that too surely. weird and smart. haha, you happy?"

"ah, you didn't mean it."

"haha"

"I was serious, man... I mean WOW, I'd rather be a parking man than a guitarist of a punk band"

"hey, I thought you'd say you'd rather go to super market and buy many things instead. haha, I think you should give it a try, man."

"yes, super market is a wise choice. they have free parking in their place. hey, do you really think I should try to be a parking man? seriously?"

"nooo, to consult to a psychiatrist or an ustadz perhaps. hehe.. but don't go to an economist."

"oh, you shithead"

"hey, why would you like to be a parking man? you already have the greatest job in the world."

"what? a guitarist of a punk band?"

"not just that. the guitarist of a punk band where Kram the bassist is in. the last makes it best." (smiling)

"you're sick man"

"I think we both are"

"haha, what about playing a song then? about the sickness of the world. that would be nice."

"sure, I believe the crowd's been waiting"

"HAVE YOU FINISHED TALKING UP THERE DUMB ASSES?" yelled one in the crowd.

"oops.. owkay, the next song!!"

*dudus trak!!*