"Hey Kram"
"What?"
"I'm running out of jokes for now"
"okay, take it easy, pal"
*tatak des*
"oh, hey Kram"
"what again? you've found one?"
"nah, what time is it?"
"it's 10.36 pm, why?"
"oh, of course it is"
"what do you mean?"
"haven't you known it? I have this disease that makes me lose the sense of humor. only the weird thing is it only happens between 10.00 to 11.00 pm..."
"you're just looking for an excuse!"
"nope, it really does happen!!"
"yea right, so what it is called? the disease."
"the doctor told me it's particular-hour-humor-sense-eating virus"
*tatak des*
"look who's being funny here"
*tatak des*
"well even I think that was not that funny, still it's 11.01 pm, Kram"
"wow look just how fast time fleets. and is it possible that this disease is losing its capability to recognize the nime?"
"hell, whatever.. let's play a song shall we?"
"right"
*dudustrak*
Selasa, 07 September 2010
Senin, 30 Agustus 2010
Mini Market Dillema
"You know, from now on, I'll think twice if I want to go to mini market?"
"why?"
"I dont get it... why is there a mini market, or persons who'd buy the franchise if it's franchised?"
"didn't I say "why"? *tatak des!!*
"yeah... mini market is a store that is made for below 50.000 rupiahs transaction per customer."
"so?"
"sometimes I only make a 2000 rupiahs transaction there."
"and?"
"dont you get it?"
"get what? we're talking about mini market here, right?"
"no!!"
"no?"
"No! we're talking about parking man"
*tatak des!!*
"what's a parking man? is he someone like a super hero or something?" *des!!* "hey why was it only "des"?"
"no they are the ones who expect us to pay for parking in certain places"
"oh... how could we talk about them?"
"of course it's about them. you know, when you purchase only 2000 rupiahs goods for a bottle maybe two mineral water. you still should pay them 1000!! it is half the purchased goods. and when we make a 50000 purchase, still its.... ng... it's not that big when we make such purchase. yet still I mostly make under 10000 rupiahs purchase!! and it was only 5 minutes shopping. when we can still watch the motorcycle or cars we park outside in a very short time that even a pro thief won't even got balls to steal the parked vehicles. It's a passive income for the parking man!! and of course, if each of the customers averagely park for below 5 minutes then in one operational day, the parking man, perhaps, gets even bigger passive income than the franchisee would get!!! damn, that's deep!!!"
"haha, what a thought!!"
"what do you mean?"
"dunno, you're weird I guess."
"don't you think I'm smart too? "
"yeah that too surely. weird and smart. haha, you happy?"
"ah, you didn't mean it."
"haha"
"I was serious, man... I mean WOW, I'd rather be a parking man than a guitarist of a punk band"
"hey, I thought you'd say you'd rather go to super market and buy many things instead. haha, I think you should give it a try, man."
"yes, super market is a wise choice. they have free parking in their place. hey, do you really think I should try to be a parking man? seriously?"
"nooo, to consult to a psychiatrist or an ustadz perhaps. hehe.. but don't go to an economist."
"oh, you shithead"
"hey, why would you like to be a parking man? you already have the greatest job in the world."
"what? a guitarist of a punk band?"
"not just that. the guitarist of a punk band where Kram the bassist is in. the last makes it best." (smiling)
"you're sick man"
"I think we both are"
"haha, what about playing a song then? about the sickness of the world. that would be nice."
"sure, I believe the crowd's been waiting"
"HAVE YOU FINISHED TALKING UP THERE DUMB ASSES?" yelled one in the crowd.
"oops.. owkay, the next song!!"
*dudus trak!!*
"why?"
"I dont get it... why is there a mini market, or persons who'd buy the franchise if it's franchised?"
"didn't I say "why"? *tatak des!!*
"yeah... mini market is a store that is made for below 50.000 rupiahs transaction per customer."
"so?"
"sometimes I only make a 2000 rupiahs transaction there."
"and?"
"dont you get it?"
"get what? we're talking about mini market here, right?"
"no!!"
"no?"
"No! we're talking about parking man"
*tatak des!!*
"what's a parking man? is he someone like a super hero or something?" *des!!* "hey why was it only "des"?"
"no they are the ones who expect us to pay for parking in certain places"
"oh... how could we talk about them?"
"of course it's about them. you know, when you purchase only 2000 rupiahs goods for a bottle maybe two mineral water. you still should pay them 1000!! it is half the purchased goods. and when we make a 50000 purchase, still its.... ng... it's not that big when we make such purchase. yet still I mostly make under 10000 rupiahs purchase!! and it was only 5 minutes shopping. when we can still watch the motorcycle or cars we park outside in a very short time that even a pro thief won't even got balls to steal the parked vehicles. It's a passive income for the parking man!! and of course, if each of the customers averagely park for below 5 minutes then in one operational day, the parking man, perhaps, gets even bigger passive income than the franchisee would get!!! damn, that's deep!!!"
"haha, what a thought!!"
"what do you mean?"
"dunno, you're weird I guess."
"don't you think I'm smart too? "
"yeah that too surely. weird and smart. haha, you happy?"
"ah, you didn't mean it."
"haha"
"I was serious, man... I mean WOW, I'd rather be a parking man than a guitarist of a punk band"
"hey, I thought you'd say you'd rather go to super market and buy many things instead. haha, I think you should give it a try, man."
"yes, super market is a wise choice. they have free parking in their place. hey, do you really think I should try to be a parking man? seriously?"
"nooo, to consult to a psychiatrist or an ustadz perhaps. hehe.. but don't go to an economist."
"oh, you shithead"
"hey, why would you like to be a parking man? you already have the greatest job in the world."
"what? a guitarist of a punk band?"
"not just that. the guitarist of a punk band where Kram the bassist is in. the last makes it best." (smiling)
"you're sick man"
"I think we both are"
"haha, what about playing a song then? about the sickness of the world. that would be nice."
"sure, I believe the crowd's been waiting"
"HAVE YOU FINISHED TALKING UP THERE DUMB ASSES?" yelled one in the crowd.
"oops.. owkay, the next song!!"
*dudus trak!!*
The Day The Good and Evil Stand Together
"hey, it's like the curtain covering the restaurants during fasting month!!"
"what is?"
""have you ever tried it?
"try what?"
"to eat inside the restaurants applying curtain during fasting month"
"haven't... I mean, its fasting right? Aren't we supposed to not eating by then?"
""yeah, I've been bad that time and tried it."
"then?"
"you'll get the other perspective inside."
"like what?"
"I felt, when I was inside, the curtain was not giving benefits to those who do the fasting so they won't get more temptation. It's... the curtain's felt like protecting those who decide not to fast in the day. yeah, it's covering you from being watched by the people outside. no one would notice, you break your fast and you'll feel safe."
"so you're saying the curtain gives more benefit to those who decide to break the fast instead of decreasing the temptation for those who is fasting, which is something that most people would think about the purpose of the restaurants using the curtain?"
"yeah, more likely it's a win win solution for good and evil."
"hmmm... wow, I never knew that youre so deep.... sometimes"
"haha... well, what about playing another song. shall we?"
(the crowd cheering...)
"the next song is for the good and evil...."
*tatak des!!*
"what is?"
""have you ever tried it?
"try what?"
"to eat inside the restaurants applying curtain during fasting month"
"haven't... I mean, its fasting right? Aren't we supposed to not eating by then?"
""yeah, I've been bad that time and tried it."
"then?"
"you'll get the other perspective inside."
"like what?"
"I felt, when I was inside, the curtain was not giving benefits to those who do the fasting so they won't get more temptation. It's... the curtain's felt like protecting those who decide not to fast in the day. yeah, it's covering you from being watched by the people outside. no one would notice, you break your fast and you'll feel safe."
"so you're saying the curtain gives more benefit to those who decide to break the fast instead of decreasing the temptation for those who is fasting, which is something that most people would think about the purpose of the restaurants using the curtain?"
"yeah, more likely it's a win win solution for good and evil."
"hmmm... wow, I never knew that youre so deep.... sometimes"
"haha... well, what about playing another song. shall we?"
(the crowd cheering...)
"the next song is for the good and evil...."
*tatak des!!*
Kamis, 26 Agustus 2010
The Four Minute Silence
*------* (the hard and speedy punk music suddenly ends)
the crowd suddenly falls into silence. *-----*
(but what's going on?)
(Mot reaches his mic)
"Guys.... there's something I want to tell you"
"it's kinda hard to say..."
(people are asking, only it happens in their mind)
(silence continues...)
(isn't it supposed to be a loud and speedy punk show?)
(mot opens his mouth)
"One Piece the manga, is going to be on a four week break."
"WHAT!!??" "No way, MAN!!" "That's SICK" "OOOhhh, I'm DEAD!!" moan the crowd!!!
"and for that, we, the band on the stage, are going to make a 4 minute silence..."
(standing still, they look down)
"Starting now"
(the busy crowd goes silent)
........ minute one.
........minute two.
........minute three.
......minute maid.
......minute four.
*dudustrak!!*
"WOW, that was sad.... that was SUPEEER SAAAAD...." (sniffing)
"waaaaaaaa" the crowd cheering....
"the next song!!"
the crowd suddenly falls into silence. *-----*
(but what's going on?)
(Mot reaches his mic)
"Guys.... there's something I want to tell you"
"it's kinda hard to say..."
(people are asking, only it happens in their mind)
(silence continues...)
(isn't it supposed to be a loud and speedy punk show?)
(mot opens his mouth)
"One Piece the manga, is going to be on a four week break."
"WHAT!!??" "No way, MAN!!" "That's SICK" "OOOhhh, I'm DEAD!!" moan the crowd!!!
"and for that, we, the band on the stage, are going to make a 4 minute silence..."
(standing still, they look down)
"Starting now"
(the busy crowd goes silent)
........ minute one.
........minute two.
........minute three.
......minute maid.
......minute four.
*dudustrak!!*
"WOW, that was sad.... that was SUPEEER SAAAAD...." (sniffing)
"waaaaaaaa" the crowd cheering....
"the next song!!"
Senin, 09 Agustus 2010
menuju Ramadhan
"hohoho"
"you know what, di Bulan Ramadhan ini kita bikin albeum religi. lagunya sebenatar lagi bakal kita maenin."
"tapi sekarang, gw, Mot, mewakili yang laen mo minta minta maap nii kalo kalo ada salah salah kate. Hehe"
"lagu berikutnya"
*dudustrak!!*
"you know what, di Bulan Ramadhan ini kita bikin albeum religi. lagunya sebenatar lagi bakal kita maenin."
"tapi sekarang, gw, Mot, mewakili yang laen mo minta minta maap nii kalo kalo ada salah salah kate. Hehe"
"lagu berikutnya"
*dudustrak!!*
Jumat, 06 Agustus 2010
The First Fight
*dudustrak dudustrak... jeng jeeeengg....* (drum and guitar ending a song)
“Woaaahhh, that was awesome!!!” said the guitarist-vocalist
“YOU ARE THE BEEEEST!!!!” the front rowers yelled.
“haha, thank you ^^ I really appreciate it, but I already know that.” Said the guitarist-vocalist.
“hey Mot, shut up!!” said the bassist-vocalist.
“woopsy, eheheh... hey people... ah, wait a second” (put a mic under his butt)
“what!!! What was that?” the bassist-vocalist asked in a great shock.
“nothing” (lempeng)
“oh Mot, I’m not playing with you no more. You’re sick, man. And you back there, don’t add that ‘tatak des’ to him. You are supporting him!”
*trak deg deg deg deg* (drum sound responded to The bassist-vocalist’s complaint)
“thank you, really appreciate it” The bassist-vocalist said.
“oh, come on, Kram. That was cute I guessed.”
“Cute my ass!!”
“NO!! That wasn’t your ass!! That was MY ASS!!”
“HAHA, very funny Mot.”
“thank you. I know I am”
“oh boy here we go again” (sigh)
“Alright the next song.....”
WOOOOOOOOO (the crowd continues cheering)
“Woaaahhh, that was awesome!!!” said the guitarist-vocalist
“YOU ARE THE BEEEEST!!!!” the front rowers yelled.
“haha, thank you ^^ I really appreciate it, but I already know that.” Said the guitarist-vocalist.
“hey Mot, shut up!!” said the bassist-vocalist.
“woopsy, eheheh... hey people... ah, wait a second” (put a mic under his butt)
*faaaart*
*tatak des* (drum sound)“what!!! What was that?” the bassist-vocalist asked in a great shock.
“nothing” (lempeng)
“oh Mot, I’m not playing with you no more. You’re sick, man. And you back there, don’t add that ‘tatak des’ to him. You are supporting him!”
*trak deg deg deg deg* (drum sound responded to The bassist-vocalist’s complaint)
“thank you, really appreciate it” The bassist-vocalist said.
“oh, come on, Kram. That was cute I guessed.”
“Cute my ass!!”
“NO!! That wasn’t your ass!! That was MY ASS!!”
“HAHA, very funny Mot.”
“thank you. I know I am”
“oh boy here we go again” (sigh)
“Alright the next song.....”
WOOOOOOOOO (the crowd continues cheering)
Kamis, 05 Agustus 2010
17an
*the song ends*
(drum sound) tatak des!!
"olrait, thank you every body..."
*guitar feedback sound* ngiiiiiiiiiing
"oi people, deket deket 17an gini pasti suka ada tuh band band yang tampil live di tipi tipi nasional... wow keyen... asik juga kayaknya nonton band yang selama ini tampil lip sync di inbox ato dahsyat akhirnya tampil live juga...
baru beberapa bulan lalu gw nonton ami award yang nampilin live nya band band nasional... hmmm gw berasa tu acara acara tipi lip sync yang terkenal dengan joget seragam dari penontonnya ikutan berdosa, karena waktu ntu gw liat band band nasional kebanggaan negri ini livenya JELEK BUANGET... hahaha... gak bermaksud ngehina jak... tapi y gitu deh nurut gw....
tapi jangan bandingin ama band kita ya... hehe.. band kita mah cuman bisa ngomong doang...
ALLRIGHT INDONESIA!!!!"
*the crowd cheers* "wooooooo"
"the next song..."
*ascending guitar sound* ngiiiiiiiing.....
(drum sound) tatak des!!
"olrait, thank you every body..."
*guitar feedback sound* ngiiiiiiiiiing
"oi people, deket deket 17an gini pasti suka ada tuh band band yang tampil live di tipi tipi nasional... wow keyen... asik juga kayaknya nonton band yang selama ini tampil lip sync di inbox ato dahsyat akhirnya tampil live juga...
baru beberapa bulan lalu gw nonton ami award yang nampilin live nya band band nasional... hmmm gw berasa tu acara acara tipi lip sync yang terkenal dengan joget seragam dari penontonnya ikutan berdosa, karena waktu ntu gw liat band band nasional kebanggaan negri ini livenya JELEK BUANGET... hahaha... gak bermaksud ngehina jak... tapi y gitu deh nurut gw....
tapi jangan bandingin ama band kita ya... hehe.. band kita mah cuman bisa ngomong doang...
ALLRIGHT INDONESIA!!!!"
*the crowd cheers* "wooooooo"
"the next song..."
*ascending guitar sound* ngiiiiiiiing.....
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